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Facts of Life
2008-6-17 9:54:34阅读次数: 16

生命知识 Facts of Life

I have always tried to be open and honest with my children whenever they came to me with questions, but six-year-old Peter caught me off guard one evening when he bounced in at dinner time and asked, "Mom, when you get married, does that make you pregnant?"

"No," I answered, "Getting married is not what makes you pregnant."

"Well," he persisted, "how do you get pregnant then?"

Not wishing to get into such a serious discourse just before dinner, I answered, "Peter, it's a sort of a long story."

Within an impish look on his little face, he cocked his head and replied, "You don't know, do you?"

每当孩子们问我问题时,我总是试图坦诚相告。可是,有天晚上,我那六岁的儿子彼得把我难住了。他在晚饭时冲回家来,突然问道:妈,结婚会使人怀孕吗?

不,我说:结婚不一定会使人怀孕。

那么,他追问道:你是怎么怀孕的?

我不想在吃饭前讨论如此严肃的话题,于是答道:彼得,这事儿一时半会也说不清楚。

彼得的小脸上一副调皮模样,他歪着头说:你也不知道,是吗?

 



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